Sunday Rock and Roll Quiz

1.) They called him “Mellow Yellow” in the ‘60’s, but what do they call Donovan these days?

A. Smellhole fellow

B. Homeless and broke

C. Currently residing in the “where are they now” file

D. Burt


2.) Axl Rose’s real name is:

A. Bill Baileysirishcream

B. Axl Sharpton

C. Axl Baldwin

D. Chuck Roast


3.) If you play “Pleasant Valley Sunday” by the Monkees backwards, you will hear the following message:

A. “Turn me off live woman.”

B. “Pumpkin pie filling.”

C. “Buy White Out, it’s really a help in the office and home!”

D. “Fuck the dog, I’m gonna buy me a frog!”


4.) I know a cat named Way Out Willie.

A. Big fucking deal!

B. Eat shit and live, motherfucker!

C. Numbskull!

D. You got a problem with me?


5.) Sid Vicious’ real name was John Beverly. Who gave him his punk rock name?

A. A man on a flaming pie.

B. A pie on a flaming man.

C. Nicole Richie on an overheated Twinkie.

D. Way Out Willie.


6.) Simon and Garfunkel originally performed under the following stage names:

A. Tom and Harry

B. Harry and Belafonte

C. Harryup

D. Hare Krishna


7.) Joey Ramone suffered from:

A. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

B. Drug and alcohol problems

C. Cancer

D. Johnny Ramone


8.) What is Cat Stevens real name?

A. Osama Bin Laden

B. Saddam Hussein

C. Axl Baldwin

D. Way Out Willie


9.) Why did Peter Gabriel shock the monkey?

A. He’s a mean fellow.

B. To get to the other side.

C. To get on MTV to sell some records and pay his rent.

D. He mistakenly thought the monkey was Phil Collins.


10.) In Neil Young’s song, “After the Gold Rush” he sings that, “There were drummers...”:

A. Humming

B. Slumming

C. Chumming

D. Jerking off Stephen Stills because Neil’s hand had a cramp in it.


11.) John Mellencamp originally was known as John Cougar because:

A. He was desperate.

B. He was short.

C. He was desperate and short.

D. Mellencamp sounds like a summer retreat for fruit farmers.


12.) The song “Live and Let Die” is really about:

A. Living

B. Letting

C. Dying

D. Way Out Willie

Answers: There are no correct answers because in the long run there is only rock. And then, of course, there is roll.

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Comments

[biff]

neil young always reminds me of nose hair.