P.O. Box 395
Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:35PM 
After last week’s empty P.O. Box offerings, I didn’t have high hopes as I approached my lonely P.O. Box. But as I opened it, I saw a pleasant surprise, I had mail! Sure, just two items, but better than last week. Let’s take a look at the loot!
The first piece of mail is a catalog from HP called, Dads & Grads, which either sounds like a reality show on the Disney channel or a really wrong porno movie. Actually this really isn’t mine. The address says, John J. Degluomini or current resident. So John, if you stumble upon this over the internet, I’ll be holding this for you. Oh, and John? Nice last name, good luck with that moniker!
The second piece of mail is actually addressed to me, here’s the envelope:
I was a little nervous opening it, as there was no return address and I couldn’t read the postal mark on it to see where it came from, but inside was a treasure trove of items. Witness:
Losing Mega-Millions tickets, which I can add to my ever-growing collection.
A Keens Steakhouse coaster. Hmm, that’s a local restaurant, so this must be a fellow New Yorker. I’ll put the coaster to good use in tonight’s “Beer Frame” column.
And finally this mystery person sent me a Twins baseball card.
Thanks mystery person! I’ll see your twins and raise you these two!
That’s all for this week’s P.O. Box 395, till next week, keep them cards and letters coming in!
Send anything you like to:
Marty Wombacher
P.O. Box 395
New York, NY • 10113
Reader Comments (3)
i hate to nitpick, but it appears as through you've raised mr. mystery six!
This looks like the work of H from minnesota! I'll betcha!
Did you get my box of fat guy underwear? It's in a really big box! It's all dirty underwear and it's in a really big box!.......Did i mention that? Let me know if you get a really big box in your mailbox! It's probably fat guy underwear that i sent you.........It's in a really big box!