According to sheriff's reports, a man reported to Huntsville (Ala.) Hospital after having passed out drunk with an ex-girlfriend and waking up with a sewing needle in his urethra.
I've seen worse, actually...once, somebody took that picture and superimposed it onto classic album covers. My favorite was "Schiavo Comes Alive!" (Instead of Peter Frampton)
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According to sheriff's reports, a man reported to Huntsville (Ala.) Hospital after having passed out drunk with an ex-girlfriend and waking up with a sewing needle in his urethra.
Marty,
Thanks for the laugh. I am so going to hell now. Now worries, I was already headed in that direction!
I dunno, Marty. This seems mild by your standards (and mine). Try harder.
What the fuck is a Capsicum? Has anyone ever eaten one?
Did anyone ever eat Shiavo?
I've seen worse, actually...once, somebody took that picture and superimposed it onto classic album covers. My favorite was "Schiavo Comes Alive!" (Instead of Peter Frampton)
I would have eaten Shiavo but she wasn't shavoed so i ate Ginger from Gilligans Island!
this is why i absolutely refuse to become a vegetarian.