The Freewheelin' Osama bin Laden
Monday, November 30, 2009 at 5:18PM (This is something I wrote years ago and never used. It was shortly after Sept. 11th and the whole anthrax scare. “Boris” did the artwork and I handled the typography. Enjoy!)
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Reader Comments (4)
HAHAHAHHAA !!! Marty, I like your cynicism !
Indeed, osama is the best icon that US secret gov. has ever create ! The funniest too !!! The only guy in this world who defied the architectural law ! And the only one who escaped US army with a Moped !!! HAHAHAHAHA ;D
First of all, this is hilarious! Secondarily, you make a very good point. Kids, if you ever need to go into hiding, just immerse yourself in the folk movement. NO ONE will find you there!
Now my kidneys hurt 2.
Excellent!!