Self Portrait in a Window...

With four of the greatest words known to man.

Wow Spelled Sideways is...

Oww. I thought this was bullshit when it was 50 cents, but a quarter? I guess the recession isn’t quite over yet.

Sarah Palin =

WHORE (And not a good one, please don't buy her book.)

It's a Wonderland All Right

Everyone's wondering where the fuck they're going to get money to buy any gifts to wrap. Ho, ho, ho.

The Best Porno Name Since...

Buck Naked.